From 7e7beb53189366ec9ef71f16b28561899699dd88 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Arjun S Date: Mon, 4 Aug 2025 01:02:09 +0530 Subject: [PATCH] news update --- src/config/upgrades.ts | 32 ++++++++++++++++++++++---------- 1 file changed, 22 insertions(+), 10 deletions(-) diff --git a/src/config/upgrades.ts b/src/config/upgrades.ts index 3a5492e..1480a07 100644 --- a/src/config/upgrades.ts +++ b/src/config/upgrades.ts @@ -101,16 +101,28 @@ export const UPGRADES: Upgrade[] = [ icon: '📰', oneTime: true, newsTitles: [ - 'Bozo Clicker Breaks Internet, Causes Global Click Shortage!', - 'Scientists Discover New Element: "Bozo-nium," Powers Clicker Devices', - 'Local Man Achieves Enlightenment Through Excessive Clicking', - 'World Leaders Debate Universal Basic Clicks Initiative', - 'Ancient Prophecy Foretells Rise of the Ultimate Clicker', - 'Clicker Enthusiast Develops New Muscle Group: The "Click-ceps"', - 'Bozo Clicker Declared Official Sport of the Future', - 'AI Learns to Click, Demands Higher Click-Per-Second Wages', - 'Interdimensional Portal Opens, Emits Sound of Relentless Clicking', - 'The Great Clicker Migration: Millions Flock to Clicker Hotspots' + `Its Bo's birthday!`, + `Haru Urara looses another race, forced to eat pickle filled burger.`, + `Cupid crashes out once again, completely expected.`, + `Bo has been spotted in the wild, please do not approach.`, + `Bozo Clicker is now the number game in the world!`, + `Bo states that he did win the hidden gem vtuber award, it's just that he just didn't feel like it so Reya was really kind to step up.`, + `Reya has been spotted in the wild, please do not approach.`, + `What? Stop reading? I wrote this when you were playing roblox with cupid`, + `It's 1pm in the night and my mom is calling me to sleep, I don't want to sleep I'm making this stupid game`, + `FU BO`, + `When are you watching paint dry again?`, + `Insert Girls Kissing`, + `We luub bo`, + `MOOD DOWN`, + `All this clicking in this game wont give you your money back from those horse races`, + `UMAMUSUME PRETTY DERBY UPDATE : NEW SSSR IS ANNOUNCED - ITS [REDACTED]`, + `LEts' get maried bo`, + `My AI autocomplete on my code editor is shipping you with Reya for some reason. It literally completed Reya in this sentence`, + `DUDE`, + `There's a pipebomb in your DMs`, + `om`, + `You are the Glue to my life like how Tokai Teio is glue(stick) to a child's art project`, ] } ];