fixed news

src/config/upgrades.ts

@@ -91,5 +91,26 @@ export const UPGRADES: Upgrade[] = [
         rarity: 0.1,
       },
     ],
+  },
+  {
+    id: 'news',
+    name: '📰 Bozo News Network',
+    description: 'Unlock the latest (fake) news headlines!',
+    baseCost: 50000, // A higher cost for a unique, one-time unlock
+    multiplier: 1, // No direct click/auto-click bonus
+    icon: '📰',
+    oneTime: true,
+    newsTitles: [
+      'Bozo Clicker Breaks Internet, Causes Global Click Shortage!',
+      'Scientists Discover New Element: "Bozo-nium," Powers Clicker Devices',
+      'Local Man Achieves Enlightenment Through Excessive Clicking',
+      'World Leaders Debate Universal Basic Clicks Initiative',
+      'Ancient Prophecy Foretells Rise of the Ultimate Clicker',
+      'Clicker Enthusiast Develops New Muscle Group: The "Click-ceps"',
+      'Bozo Clicker Declared Official Sport of the Future',
+      'AI Learns to Click, Demands Higher Click-Per-Second Wages',
+      'Interdimensional Portal Opens, Emits Sound of Relentless Clicking',
+      'The Great Clicker Migration: Millions Flock to Clicker Hotspots'
+    ]
   }
 ];